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Cheer Up, Kitten

Or I'll Have You Run Out of Collinsport!!!

Created on 2006-01-12 03:24:04 (#9238093), never updated

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Name:	roger_collins
Birthdate:	09-24
Location:	Collinsport, Maine, United States

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My name is Roger Collins, and I am absolutely bored to death with the childish nonsense that I have to put up with on a regular basis. I work at the Collinsport Cannery, but with all the commotion at Collinwood, I barely have the opportunity to get any work done at all these days. I am at a loss what to do about my son David, who is becoming increasing intolerable with each passing day. Some of my other pet peeves include (but are not limited to):

-- the miserable Burke Devlin
-- the drunken bum, Sam Evans
-- the cheap insufferable pig, Jeb Hawkes
-- the pathetic excuse for a man, Paul Stoddard

And now that I have introduced myself, you must excuse me. My enchanting wife Cassandra is waiting for me. But first, a nightcap... Brandy, of course.

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avoiding a scandal, barnabas collins, brandy alexanders, carloyn stoddard, cassandra collins, collinsport, collinsport fishing fleet, collinwood, david collins, elizabeth collins stoddard, family honor, laura collins, loneliness, stiff drinks

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